Mom's a Bore and Other Stories

Gentlemen Who Dine (And Then Take a Refreshing Post-Noodle Dumptruck Constitutional around the Dining Room)

What a Turkey

Laying out, er, wearing the placemats.

Setting out, er, playing the spoons.

What do you mean there's no pumpkin pie this year?

Between firsts and seconds, a rousing round of bubbles.

Un-laying the table cloth.

Sneaky tryptophan.